Wot dya call a chav in a benda ?
Mush
Wot dya say 2 a chav in a suit?
Will da defendant plz rise
Wot dya say 2 a chav at work?
Can I ave a double cheeseburguer fries n a mcflurry plz
Wot dya call a chav in a fillin cabinet?
Sorted
Wot dya call a chav in a locker?
Safe
Wot dya call a chav in a box?
Inint