– His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are “alright, listen
up you heathens…”
– He falls asleep during his own sermon.
– He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda shorts and a Tank Top
– Every time his pager goes off, he shouts, “Why can’t they just leave me
alone?!”
– Announces baptismal services will be at the Grand Canyon
– You go to his office for counseling and pour your heart out to him and he
says, “Sounds like a personal problem to me.”
– For the past two months he has preached the same sermon every Sunday.