Ticket to Heavan

Three men die in a car accident after a wild Christmas eve party. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. To enter they must each present something Christ-massy.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.The second man presents a slightly crumbled cookie, in the shape of an angel, so he is also allowed in.The third man pulls out a pair of panties.Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks “how do these represent Christmas?”The man explains, “Well, they’re Carol’s!”

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