A guy was sitting in his chair when his wife smacks him with a rolled up newspaper. He looked at her and said, “What was that for?”
His wife replied, “I found a note in your pants pocket that said Loose Lucy on it.”
The guys said, “Oh, that’s not a girl, honey… That was the name of the horse I bet on for the race.”
The next day the guys wife hits him in the head with a fring pan.
When he wakes up he says, “What the hell was that for?”
His wife says, “Your horse called.”