Wilber sits in front of Family Court Judge Frieda and the judge asks
“Do you want to live with your mother?”
Wilber responds, “No … she beats Me.”
“Do you want to live with your father.� The judge questions
“No … he beats me too.” Wilber states.
Judge Frieda asks, “How about living with you grandparents?”
Wilber declares, “No … I want to be a Cougar, they don’t *beat*
anybody!!!!”