A man scanned the guests at a party adn spotted an attractive
woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. “My
name is Carman,” she told him. “Thats a beautiful name,” he
said. “Did your mother give it to you?” “No,” she replied, “I
gave it to me. It reflects the things I like most–cars and
men.” They continued to talk and finally she asked him his name.
“Beerfuck,” he said.