There once was a gay guy that was very desperate for some good
loving. He had just gotten dumped by an amazing guy. He had a
very long, hard day so he decided to go to a bar and have a few
drinks.He went to the bar, had a drink and sat down. In came two
guys who had just came from a long game of tennis. One of the
guys said to the bartender”Oh my god! I am so thirsty. I would
drink the sweat off of a cows balls.” suddenly the guy runs up
to the tennis player and yells “moomooomoomooo!”