* Fall semester crop of interns just starting White House duty!
* Investment in Rush Limbaugh’s radio show paying off big time!
* Al Gore not finished washing stains out of oval office carpet.
* Two more annual “Vodka Hummer” weekends already scheduled with Boris
Yeltsin.
* Free Adult Cable at the White House.
* Just spent $350.00 on “Seasons Greetings from the White House” holiday
cards.
* Bimbo access tunnel beneath White House just nearing completion.
* Needs more time to remove smut from White House Personal Computer.
* Approval rating still soaring high (according to the latest correctional
facility polls).
* Hillary said no!!