* Excuse me “Your Honor,” but she was on top.
* I didn’t want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.
* She’s not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.
* Hey, at least she’s prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.
* I had to show the American People that I WASN’T impotent for my second term
in office.
* I was jealous of Nixon with his “Tricky Dick” nickname.
* I didn’t leave a message on her voicemail. Get with it. This is the 90’s, I
sent her E-MAIL!
* See I’m not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD!
* My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It’s William KENNEDY Clinton.
* I couldn’t control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans–oops, I
mean it was in my genes.
* I didn’t insert!