One day there was a blonde that walked into the mall and asked the clerk if she could buy this tv. the clerk said we dont sell to blondes. so she went to dye hair and she dyed it green. Went back and asked if she could buy this tv. He said we dont sell to blondes. so she went and and dyed her hair purple and went back to the store and asked if she could buy that tv. he said that we dont sell to blondes. she said how did you know i was a blonde he said that it wasnt a tv it was a microwave.