Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried
to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends
and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny
to occupy himself…television, ice cream, homework,
videogames…but the youngster insisted on running back and
forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit
the game and all go home. At this point, the boy’s uncle stood
up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room.
The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny,
and without comment the game resumed. For the rest of the
afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card
players continued without any further interruptions. After the
poker game ended, the father asked Johnny’s uncle, “What in the
world did you say to Johnny? I haven’t heard a peep from him all
day!” “Not much,” the boy’s uncle replied. “I just showed him
how to masturbate.”