- If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
- If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
- What do chickens think we taste like?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
- Which is the other side of the street?
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
- Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?