Once there was a girl. It was her first day in the 1st grade.
When she came in the teacher asked her what her name was. The
girl said Happy Butt. Well, the teacher was not very happy and
put the girl in time out. After her five minutes of time out the
teacher again asked her what her name really was. Again, the
girl answered “My name is Happy Butt.”. So she said in time out
again. Five minutes later the teacher came up to her and said
“If you don’t tell me your real name you will have to go to the
principal.”. The girl still replied with Happy Butt. So, she
went to the principal. She waited for the principal to come and
talk to her. The principal came in, and asked her what her name
was. She said “My name is Happy Butt.” The prinicipal said “If
you don’t tell me the truth I will call your Mom.” So the little
girl again responed “My name is Happy Butt.” So, the principal
called the girl’s mother. The prinicipal asked the girl’s mom
what her name really was. The mother answered “Her name is
Gladice”. So the principal said Thanks and hung up. Then, he
went to the little girl and said, “Your name is not Happy Butt,
it is Gladice.” So the little girl said “Glad Ass, Happy Butt,
what’s the difference?”