There’s a woman in a supermarket. She gets the basic things
like milk, eggs, and bread. She goes up to the counter and
there’s a drunk guy standing there. She puts the stuff on the
counter and the guy says, “Ma’am, you must be single.”
Puzzled, the woman replies with, “How could you tell that by
what I put on the counter?”
The drunk guy says, “Cause you’re uglier than shit.”