To the tune of Leslie Gore’s It’s My Party
Everybody knows that Bill had fun
Hilary doesn’t know that he’s mine
She keeps her head in the sand
while Billy and I make time
It’s the grand jury and I’ll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you
Tear the dress to shreds
Keep banging all night
Billy likes a vertical smile
Now Ken Starr’s telling me
I need a cake with a file
It’s the grand jury and I’ll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you
Linda and Kenny just called me a whore
She was such a big fink
O what deceitful lies
When Linda started to sing
It’s the grand jury and I’ll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you