This guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is down on his luck
because he lost his job and his wife kicked him out. He gets a
drink from a bartender and downs it. All of a sudden the
bartender asks:
“Hey do you want a million dollars?”
The man is completly shocked.
“Of course i want a million dollars.”
The bartender leans close to the guy and says:
“If you want it you have to do three things. You have to down a
hole bottle of hot sause and not shed a tear. Then you have to
pull the tooth out of a pitbulls mouth. Then you have to fuck a
80 year old women.”
The man is shocked and angry and storms out of the bar. Three
hours later he comes back drunk.(Having visited another bar.) he
says to the bartender:
“I’ll do it. I want those million dollars.”
The guy takes a bottle of hot sause and drinks it and doesn’t
shed a tear. The bartender hands him some plyer and the man goes
out side. From the bar you hear the dog barks and whimpering.
The man after a hour comes inside the bar and says”
“Now where is that old women who needs her tooth pulled.”