A nervous young guy was walking up and down the waiting room at the Maternity hospital,and he looked at a cool, and calm older man, who was reading a magazine.The younger man said,I guess you have been here a few times, Yes, said the older man. The young man said, “how long after the baby is born, can you have sex with the Mother?The older guy said,”It depends if she’s in a public ward or a private ward!!!!