John was hitch-hiking with his dog, a chihuahua. A trucker stopped and said, “I can take you, but I can’t take your dog.” John said, “But man, my dog goes everywhere I go!” The trucker said, “I’m sorry,but I’m not letting a dog in my truck.” John said,”That’s alright, My dog can keep up with your truck anyway.” They were going about 60 mph, the trucker said,”Is your dog still with us?” John looked out his window and said,”Yeah, he’s right here” The trucker was like,”Yeah right” so he started going about 80 mph. He said, “Is your dog still out there?” John looked out and said,”Yeah, he’s still there” Trucker didn’t believe it so he started going 100 mph. He said,”Is your dog still with us?” John looked out and said, “Yep he’s right here” The trucker really didn’t believe this, so going 100 mph, he stopped real quick jumped out and ran around to look. He said,”Damn!! he is right here…… Wait a minute!!! What’s this pink ring around his neck???” John said,”That’s his asshole. He ain’t used to sudden stops”