14> Pete Rose — “Wanna bet?”
13> Martha Stewart — “D’oh!”
12> Carmen Electra — “Twenty bucks, same as in town.”
11> Jessica Simpson — “Huh?”
10> Howard Dean — “YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
9> Jennifer Lopez — “Okay, but I’m keeping the ring.”
8> Al Gore — “I demand a recount!”
7> R. Kelly — “Not guilty, Your Honor.”
6> Bobby Brown — “I get the top bunk.”
5> Courtney Love — “Does this look infected?”
4> Carson Daly — “Heh, heh. Check the list again — I’m sure I’m on it.”
3> Heidi Fleiss — “Make it out to ‘cash.'”
2> Bob Costas — “Down here.”
1> Vanilla Ice — “Please pull around to the second window.”
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