16> Hop on Pop Star
15> Willy Wanker and the Chocolate-Flavored Lotion
14> The Little Roadie Who Couldn’t
13> Snow White and Her Gay Cult Following
12> Curious George and the Big Cone Bra
11> Heather Has a Long String Of Cheap, Meaningless Daddies
10> The Amazing Adventures of Harry Beaver
9> Harlot’s Web
8> The Singing Princess and the Ever-Exasperated Acting Coach
7> The Three Pointy Bras Gruff
6> And to Think That I Saw It in a Men’s Room Stall in a Club
on Mulberry Street
5> Are You There, Lucifer? It’s Me, Madonna.
4> Goodnight Moon. As for *You* Ted, Jack, Stan, Chloe, Princess Jasmine, and the One Over There in the Crotchless Fed-Ex Uniform… Follow Me Upstairs.
3> Hairy Partner and the Leather-Clad Dominatrix
2> Goldislut and the Two Illegitimate Children
1> Clifford with the Big Red Dong
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