Real Office Memo:
Re: 4th floor break room microwave
Hi again,
The new microwave is in place in the 4th floor break room.
As always, please keep an eye on your goods cooking in any microwave.
Use Caution!
Microwave popcorn popping can go bad in a hurry. Don’t be a statistic. Please hang around til it’s done.
If there is the case where your item may be burning to the point where there is smoke billowing, don’t run away. Please call me right away so I can possibly head off a fire alarm, or at the very least, inform facilities of the problem.