Salesman says ‘Can I speak to your father?’.
Little boy whispers ‘He’s busy.’
‘What is he doing?’
‘Talking to the firemen.’
Okay, can I speak to your mother?’
Little boy whispers ‘She’s busy
‘What is she doing?’
‘Talking to the policemen.’
Salesman says ‘Let me get this straight there is no adult I can speak to right
now because they are all talking to the police or the firemen.
What’s going on?’ Little boy whispers ‘They’re lookin’ for ME!’