1) When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot
of somebody crying.
2) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
3) All your orgasms are real.
4) A beer gut doesn’t make you invisible to the opposite sex.
5) Guy in hockey masks doesn�t attack you (unless you smash ’em into the
boards).
6) You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
7) You understand why Stripes is funny.
8) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
9) Your last name stays put.
10) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.