I consider Wal-Mart to be God’s gift to shoppers. Here are the similarities I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low Prices.Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gatesWal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at the automatic doorsHeaven: EternalWal-Mart: Open 24 hoursHeaven: Where old people go when they expireWal-Mart: Where old people go when they retireHeaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves GodWal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for EveryoneHeaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of GodWal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a price check on diapersHeaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what your sinWal-Mart: Full money refund on no matter what your complaintHeaven: motto – EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefullyWal-Mart: motto – EDLP = Every day low pricesHeaven: Sam Walton — now a resident!Wal-Mart: Sam’s choice cola — now on sale!