This 65-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and
singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while
then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?” She says, “I just
got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he
say about your 65 year-old ass?” She says, “Well, your name never came up.”