Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastors son, replied: “That’s nothin’. My dad owns hell.””No way,” another boy scoffed.”How can a man own hell?””Sure he can,” the preacher’s son said.”My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night.”