in the nunary there are 300 sisters. one day in the nunnary the mother was angry and called them all into the hall. she said
“You all know that being a nun means no sex dont you?” 299 nuns chorused “YES” one giggled.
The mother said “in the dormitories a condom was found.” 299 nuns gasped, one giggled.
“also the condom was split” said the mother. 299 nuns giggled one gasped.