14. Jack Titanic
13. Willy Wanka
12. Delores Galores
11. Randy “The Groin from Des Moines” Mann
10. Analstasia
9. Nattily Wood
8. Chuck “Big Gun” Heston
7. Rosie Buttrash
6. me me cummings
5. Gonore’ de Balsac
4. Jock Full O’Nuts
3. Monty Fuller
2. Jennifer Love T’Dewitt
1. Stiffen King