Two guys go golfing.
One guy hits the ball into a buttercup patch.
He heard a voice coming from the patch saying that if he hit the ball out, he would never get any butter on anything for the rest of his life.
The guy is of course very freaked out and calls for his partner,”Where are you?”
His partner replied “In the pussy willows.”
The first guy screams “For the love of God, don’t swing!”
Editted by Curtis