One day a woman walked into a artist studio. One of the artists
asked her what he could do for her and she said “I would like
you to paint a portrait of my husbands last thoughts.” The
artist said “Ok, how did he die?” She replied, “He was killed
on a cattle drive by a thousand indians.” After a moment the
artist tells her to come back tomorrow. The next day she comes
in and he hands her the picture. She looks at it and asked “How
does a cow wearing a haylo, and a bunch of indians having sex
have to do with my husbands last thoughts?” The artist replied
“Miss, im sure your husbands last thoughts were, Holly cow look
at all those f*cking indians!”