A man goes to the Doctor 4 a routine checkup and the doctor asks
him to take off his clothes and sit on the bed. When the man
sits on the bed the doctor notices that his penis is a strange
yellowy colour.
“Did you know that your penis is yellow?” asked the Doctor.
“No I didn’t,” replied the man.
“What have you been eating or doing in the past 24 hours?”
“Well all I’ve done is eaten cheetos and watched pornos.”