Why does Jocelyn Elders hate aspirin? Posted on June 17, 2017June 17, 2009 by admin Q: Why does Jocelyn Elders hate aspirin? A: It’s white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it. Spread the love Related posts: Not Clinton and Lewinsky Intern Application Form Jay Lenno on Starr’s Report Difference between Clinton and the Titanic?