There was a little boy who wanted to know the alphabet. He went to his teacher
and said “Teacher, teach me the alphabet, but make it quick ’cause I have to go
to the bathroom. “Okay,” she said. “Recite the alphabet, please.” (read this
part carefully) “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ,” “where’s the “P” asks the teacher.
“running down my leg,” answers the boy.