Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection
they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on
the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle.
What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle god kept.
The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that
what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed
inside the circle god kept.
The rabbi said, “I’ve got you both beat. I throw the money into the air and
what god wants, god takes.”