Little Johny asks the teacher, “How many feathers are there on a bird’s
wing?”
The teacher answered, “I don’t know.”
Little Johny then asked, “How many stripes are there on a bee’s body?”
The teacher answered, “I don’t know”
Then Little Johny asked, “How many lives does a cat have?”
Happily the teacher answered, “Nine lives.”
Little Johny followed up, “How come you know so much about pussy and
nothing about the birds and the bees?”