A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,”Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.””Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”The Judge replies,”What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?”The man answers,”Well Judge, one story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is ‘It’s that time of the month.'”