Gordon’s Object Lifespan Theorem: Posted on January 31, 2016January 31, 2010 by admin Gordon’s Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter the amount of care given the purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three days of warranty expiration. Spread the love Related posts: New stove Woodward’s Law: A theory Hanson’s Treatment of Time: Be content with what you’ve