Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Stacy says: “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”
Sister Catherine’s eyes grow wide and she barks: “What did you say?”
“A prostitute!” Stacy repeats.
Sister Catherine breathes a sight of relief and says: “Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant…”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman