A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility said, “I have four sons.
One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, “That’s nothing! I
have 10 sons, one more and I’ll have a football team.”
The Mormon replied, “You fellas ain’t got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more
and I’ll have a golf course.”