14. The DOTCam — Live webcast of your local Department of Transportation guys actually working for the first time.
13. “You, too, can become a Top5 contributor! Just take this little test!”
12. Mother and daughter to both lose their virginity on the Internet.
11. Rosie O’Donnell adopts kids to steal their kidneys — for dinner!
10. “Defiant Consumers Rip the Tags off of Mattresses, LIVE on the Internet!”
9. Discovery of Adolph Hitler’s long-lost Netscape bookmarks
8. The V2K bug – Every morning, another friggin’ Viagra joke on your monitor.
7. “Our First A-Bomb” <http://www.abomb.india.gov.
6. TWA Flight 800 was shot down by Richard Gere in order to stop the AOL4FREE virus from killing Craig Shergold.
5. www.ourfirstherpes.com
4. Raised as a strict vegan, 26 year old Harvey “Sunshine” Reynolds will enjoy his first taste of thick-sliced bacon, on July 31 at www.the-other-white-meat.com.
3. The Drudge Report
2. Al Sharpton and Jesse Helms to hold an online debate which will be dominated by intelligence and logic.
1. The Church of Scientology refund website