One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job.
A job that no man has ever succeeded at nor has ever even dared try.”
“Poof!” said the genie.
“You’re a housewife!”