A guy goes to the doctor and say�s ” Doc my pecker has turned orange.”
The doctor takes a look and say�s “I’ve never seen anything like this before. We’ll have to run some tests to see if you have been poisoned or something. Where do you work, is it a chemical plant?”
The guy answers “No. As a matter of fact I’ve been out of work for a couple of months now and I’ve just been sitting around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos.”