Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: His biggest fear–the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear–a Cold Sore
Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns
Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her
Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: Same
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President