There is a rabbi, a priest, and the prophet of the LDS church in
a boat. Jesus is standing on the water, and beckons them. The
rabbi stepped off the boat, and slipped and drowned. The priest
stood up and walked over to Jesus. Then the prophet stood up
and walked over to Jesus. Then, the priest turns to the prophet
and said, “So, you saw the steeping stones?” And the prophet
said, “What stepping stones?”