15> Harvey Ballbuster
14> Gin & Colonic
13> Slow Uncomfortable Spew
12> Scabby Mary
11> Sullen Masturbation on the Beach
10> Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist
9> Bloody Navel
8> Blatant Reference To Sexual Activity
7> The Slutmaker
6> Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat With a Stick They Found Underneath a ’57 T-bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk
5> Long Island Iced Pee
4> Screaming Hangover
3> Buttery Pimple
2> Elian on the Beach
1> Sex With Your Wife
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