THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES (THESE ARE
REAL)
– Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
– Her Teeth were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
– How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
– How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve
Been A Liar All My Life
– I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
– I Fell In a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
– I Flushed You From The Toilets of My Heart
– I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
– I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!!
– I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
– I’d Rather Have Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy
– I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life
– I’m the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
– If I Can’t Be Number One in your Life, Then Number Two on You
– If Love were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
– If my Nose were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All on You
– If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go and Find Someone Else Who
Will
– If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
– Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
– My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus
– My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart
– My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
– Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping
Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
– She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
– Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone
– They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From
Breakin’ Out
– Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
– You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith Too
– You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
– You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid Down the Banister of Life
– You’re the Reason Our Kids are so Ugly