Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a gathering.
The President says to her, “Would you like to come to the Oval office and see my clock?”
She says, “No, Mr. President, I don’t think so.”
The President replies, “Please. I’d really like to show it to you.”
“No, Mr. President, I really can’t.”
“Come on. Come and see my clock. It’ll only take a minute.”
“All right. If it won’t take long.”
They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his pants, and pulls out his dick.
The intern says, “That’s not a clock, it’s a cock.”
To which the President says, “If you put two hands and a face on it, it’s a clock, sweetheart.”
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis and Yisman