A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts
yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The
driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was
an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The kid
goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the
kid, ”What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!” The kid
smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!”