There was once a chinese immigrant that wanted to make a living,
so he set up a bakery. But there was a problem, he could only
say three words which were “only two dollar fifty”, “maybe yes
maybe no” and “if you don’t, somebody else will”
One day a shop customer came in and asked “how much is this
bread?”
The Chinese man replys “only two dollar fifty”
Customer: “Is it fresh?”
Chinese: “Maybe yes maybe no”
Customer: “should i buy it?”
Chinese: “if you don’t somebody else will”
So the man buys the bread and walks away. Then in comes a
criminal with a gun.
Criminal: “Give me all your money”
Chinese: “Only two dollar fifty”
Criminal: “What? is this some kind of joke?”
Chinese: “Maybe yes maybe no”
Criminal: “Do you want me to shoot you?”
Chinese: “If you don’t somebody else will”
It was an ugly ending.