10> Size Doesn’t Matter, Right Guys?
9> Because Todd Bridges and Dana Plato Aren’t Eligible
8> Getting My Way by Jivin’ Stodgy White Guys Since 1978
7> Still Not Nearly as Low as Clinton
6> Because “Celebrity Fear Factor” Was Booked
5> I’ll Be Black
4> Elect Me and I’ll Say It Every Day — and You KNOW You Want to Hear Me Say It
3> I’ll Solve the Deficit By Having a Rich White Man Adopt the State
2> Vote For Me, or I’ll Have Todd Put a Cap in Yo’ Ass
1> Hey, Voter! Down here!
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